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sondry folk, by aventure yfalle. In felaweshipe, and pilgrimes were
they alle, That toward caunterbury wolden ryde
- Geoffry Chaucer
I
was born in comfort and raised steeped in the sleazy art of backroom
deals and hidden contract details
I
learned well how to avoid small contractor liabilities thru costly
litigation, unaffordable to them
When
faced with uncomfortable facts, I knew I could angrily lie again
regarding false statements I had made
My
enemies were many and I made up insulting, teenage-style nicknames
for them, one and all
I
fraudulently avoided military service yet cloaked myself in a phony
patriotism whenever it suited my needs
Sold
myself as a bravely-independent entrepreneur as I greasily
back-doored deals with greedy politicians
Constantly
sought out the spotlight trying to fill the gaping maw of insecurity
at my core
Thrived
only due to my total inability to feel the effects of my self-serving
actions upon any other people
I
demanded absolute loyalty from my lieutenants but quickly heaped
blame on them to clear myself
Still,
often the filthy lackeys flipped on me with total lies just to save
their own weak and stupid necks
But
all the women loved me, so I grabbed them whenever and wherever and
paid them off to shut up
I
always made my deals with O ther P eoples M oney
but took lots of profits, writeoffs and all of the publicity
I
sold my gauche de-constructions built for the noveau riche as
job creation and community development
I
actually did not notice how often I immediately repeated whole
sentences during my many tirades
I
never had to apologize because, as it turned out, for my entire life
I was never actually wrong
Looking
back, I can honestly give myself an A+ in all aspects of my personal,
public and business life
I
sidestepped accusations by concocting explosively-false distractions
to cover my own improprieties
I
combined a ruthless vindictiveness with a long memory against those
who dared raise my childish ire
I
proclaimed myself a fount of unvarnished truth and labeled all
stories unfavorable to me as evil fakes
I
publicly declared myself a true genius, deserving of the adulation
and adoration of all my little people
I
was always at the center of the very Biggest, Greatest, Fantastic,
Tremendous and Beautiful things ever
I
never wasted time studying the details, for my gut instincts always
guided me in the right direction
I
found the vast majority of people, especially those who opposed me,
to have really low IQs
I
loved to be seen with the beautiful people enjoying the lifestyle of
the rich and famous, with some bimbo
I
lied spontaneously and guiltlessly and later smoothly denied and
contradicted myself with further untruths
I
found it necessary to hyperbolize myself as larger than life and to
hyper-inflate my crooked deals
I
attacked with a red-faced lying bluster those fools who dared
contradict me in any way
I
suffered a painful jealousy of those richer than me and savaged them
with a loud & venal intensity
I
found I simply had to inflate my monetary worth and therefore
had to hide my real financial details
I
found myself to be above, and secretly operated outside of, any laws
my fixers were unable to skirt
I
knew more than so-called experts and loudly spread that word as far
and wide and as often as possible
None
of my projects resulted in less than fantastic success and I always
deserved and claimed all the credit
My
lawyers ensured I never testified knowing, given all my lies, I could
not help but clumsily perjure myself
I
became an expert on any subject merely from two page summaries
in large print with lots of pictures
I
always began negotiations with impossible demands expressed in a
harsh Take-It-Or-Leave-It fashion
I
found that repeated bombastic claims made without evidence often
enough produced the desired effect
I
thrived creating raging, meaningless controversies by garbling the
facts and repeating proven falsehoods
I
could not speak without modifying terms like tremendous, and
fantastic with the word very
I found my voice was especially attractive to the masses of
frightened and ignorant lower class help
Yet, all alone, I found myself scared and insecure, starving for the
spotlight and more fawning adulation
Oh, and I hired yet another fawning sycophant to write this story –
but of course I take all the credit
I’ve only read a summary of it...
I
was born in comfort and raised steeped in the sleazy art of backroom
deals and hidden contract details
I
learned well how to avoid small contractor liabilities thru costly
litigation, unaffordable to them
When
faced with uncomfortable facts, I knew I could angrily lie again
regarding false statements I had made
My
enemies were many and I made up insulting, teenage-style nicknames
for them, one and all
I
fraudulently avoided military service yet cloaked myself in a phony
patriotism whenever it suited my needs
Sold
myself as a bravely-independent entrepreneur as I greasily
back-doored deals with greedy politicians
Constantly
sought out the spotlight trying to fill the gaping maw of insecurity
at my core
Thrived
only due to my total inability to feel the effects of my self-serving
actions upon any other people
I
demanded absolute loyalty from my lieutenants but quickly heaped
blame on them to clear myself
Still,
often the filthy lackeys flipped on me with total lies just to save
their own weak and stupid necks
But
all the women loved me, so I grabbed them whenever and wherever and
paid them off to shut up
I
always made my deals with O ther P eoples M oney
but took lots of profits, writeoffs and all of the publicity
I
sold my gauche de-constructions built for the noveau riche as
job creation and community development
I
actually did not notice how often I immediately repeated whole
sentences during my many tirades
I
never had to apologize because, as it turned out, for my entire life
I was never actually wrong
Looking
back, I can honestly give myself an A+ in all aspects of my personal,
public and business life
I
sidestepped accusations by concocting explosively-false distractions
to cover my own improprieties
I
combined a ruthless vindictiveness with a long memory against those
who dared raise my childish ire
I
proclaimed myself a fount of unvarnished truth and labeled all
stories unfavorable to me as evil fakes
I
publicly declared myself a true genius, deserving of the adulation
and adoration of all my little people
I
was always at the center of the very Biggest, Greatest, Fantastic,
Tremendous and Beautiful things ever
I
never wasted time studying the details, for my gut instincts always
guided me in the right direction
I
found the vast majority of people, especially those who opposed me,
to have really low IQs
I
loved to be seen with the beautiful people enjoying the lifestyle of
the rich and famous, with some bimbo
I
lied spontaneously and guiltlessly and later smoothly denied and
contradicted myself with further untruths
I
found it necessary to hyperbolize myself as larger than life and to
hyper-inflate my crooked deals
I
attacked with a red-faced lying bluster those fools who dared
contradict me in any way
I
suffered a painful jealousy of those richer than me and savaged them
with a loud & venal intensity
I
found I simply had to inflate my monetary worth and therefore
had to hide my real financial details
I
found myself to be above, and secretly operated outside of, any laws
my fixers were unable to skirt
I
knew more than so-called experts and loudly spread that word as far
and wide and as often as possible
None
of my projects resulted in less than fantastic success and I always
deserved and claimed all the credit
My
lawyers ensured I never testified knowing, given all my lies, I could
not help but clumsily perjure myself
I
became an expert on any subject merely from two page summaries
in large print with lots of pictures
I
always began negotiations with impossible demands expressed in a
harsh Take-It-Or-Leave-It fashion
I
found that repeated bombastic claims made without evidence often
enough produced the desired effect
I
thrived creating raging, meaningless controversies by garbling the
facts and repeating proven falsehoods
I
could not speak without modifying terms like tremendous, and
fantastic with the word very
I found my voice was especially attractive to the masses of
frightened and ignorant lower class help
Yet, all alone, I found myself scared and insecure, starving for the
spotlight and more fawning adulation
Oh, and I hired yet another fawning sycophant to write this story –
but of course I take all the credit
I’ve only read a summary of it...