Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Won’t Ever Use The Real N-word Again

Because it’s emotionally supercharged, blatant, evil racism – a racially-sensitive White Nationalist
Those N-words better not think I’m a racist cuz I’m not even using the real N-word
Hey, even the least educated N-words are smart enough to see:
At least now we got a tag that aint prejudiced but still expresses our powerful but unconscious bias
So, yo, all you N-words out there! Don’t be getting all like uppity about it cause it’s not a racial slur

And you gotta know, our honorable black citizens are certainly not to be confused with N-words
You see, it’s just a tiny minority who are drunks or drug addicts...
Just a very few others who are robbers, carjackers and inter-racial rapists...
And we’re not even counting the small fraction of multi-generational N-word Welfare Professionals

Why, I’ve known many N-words for years, take for instance our lawn man, Clarence and his little sons
And I’m just glad for them that they were lucky enough to be born here in the blessed USA and not Africa
Cuz, man, the N-words over there don’t have a chance what with all that filth, poverty and disease
Yup, our N-words got it made, getting lifetime Affirmative Action, Medicaid, SNAP, SSI and TANF

Now that we got rid of that fekin N-word Obama we’re makin real progress with N-word unemployment
I’m sure real N-words like the term better too, cuz it dont carry no damaging racial connotation
Hell, I use it every day at work on own my white friends as well...
Nope, it aint no racist slur and the N-word don’t cause no permanent psychological scarring, either

It’s like using sanitized words such as Darn, Shoot, Gosh or Geez – each of which substitute for an obscenity
Now we just all need to train our tongues to forego the racist slur and use the safe and clean N-word instead
So, listen all you libtards out there, you all just stop being so thin-skinned and use it without prejudice
Nope, not using the real N-word and not holding them down without even a single conscious thought or action

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