Fox News: Climate Change Alarmists Deny Science

I read with great approval FoxNews commentator Liberty Vittert’s opinion piece destroying the climate change myth. It’s about time someone stood up to challenge all these so-called scientists to a debate. Most everyone knows that all these wacko one-worlders pushing their global warming agenda are simply doing it to gain control over our exceptionist and God-fearing country. Not to be forgotten is the fact that these thousands of “independent” scientists are actually colluding with libtard foreign governments to cost us all trillions of dollars – with which they will line their pockets.

President Trump wisely deflated that money-wasting, government-funded National Climate Assessment claptrap with a firm and eloquent “I don’t believe it”. SAD, even given his ringing testimonial, that a huge majority of the liberal elite in this great country have been duped into supporting a thinly-veiled socialist plot to rob us of our precious national sovereignty via liberty-stealing global treaties and useless but expensive so-called “shared climate solutions”.

You can easily learn all about this bogus climate change scam-in-progress by staying tuned-in to Fox News. Or you can be tricked by the fake news media which is supported by thousands of deceitful scientists, foreign politicians and whining eco-kids striving to steal our hard-earned freedom from globalism while fleecing us of untold amounts of money. Just remember, your unbiased belief is what really counts in this wholly political debate – not the reams of junk science, bad math and plain lies coming from those who would bind us in the chains of poverty and socialism.

All together now common sense-driven patriots: “Drill Baby Drill!”, “Trump Digs Coal!”, “I don’t believe it”, “Abolish the EPA – the Employment Prevention Agency!”.

Human Progress Destroys Cosmic Spacecraft

We are but lately-evolved terranauts slightly perturbing an already 4 billion year journey...which will continue without us

In reality we are already undertaking a pilgrimage of truly cosmic proportions...

Revolving at 0.28 mph/sec, we orbit the sun at 18.5 mph/sec and the Milky Way at 140 mph/sec...

Heading for the center of the local cluster at 25 mph/sec and 375 mph/sec towards the Virgo Cluster

And yet our venal and mundane interests preclude us from appreciating the epic nature of our journey

Our capsule is fit for our travel until our sun claims us once again – in approximately 1-2 billion years

Therefore, all we really need do is routine maintenance to ensure our craft remains able to sustain us

How is it we do not see how the upkeep of our one earthly capsule is absolutely necessary for our very survival?

For it’s certain that venerable market economics is not preserving systems that enable our ongoing existence

Yet we rush on, blind to the miracle of this tiny life-giving, blue-green-white sphere we travel upon

Look, there is no other unspoiled paradise to move on to once we have fouled our one and only real nest

But wait, can’t we go to Mars or the moon and start again while the earth reinvents itself once again?

Right...On those harsh and lifeless worlds we would be as fish gasping out of water...totally out of place

Every cell of every single living organism is perfectly evolved to survive in this miraculous spaceliner

But so consumed with feverish activity spawned by ludicrous beliefs we blindly trash our only refuge

Whirling thru the heavens on a journey of a billion lifetimes, we have purposefully chosen to ignore our ship

We war constantly and eco-destructively in a consciously-vapid ignorance of the grand wonder of our travel

Even as we poison ourselves with the toxins which we have spread all about our craft...we simply party on

Though many warning lights are flashing in our cabin, we deliberately take no heed of them

We remain willfully unaware of the very long term effects of our actions on our one and only home

For we believe in the end we can always pull back from the abyss with some cheap, quick and dirty fix

Yes, we are certain that we have been divinely ordained as masters of this amazing starship we call Earth

Thus, do we cut the trees, gouge the soil, poison the water and foul the air with a righteous impunity

And our astronauts are aghast upon seeing from space our dirty stains upon this tiny speeding capsule

But, grovelling, noses down, in our own wastes we can ignore the sky above, hidden by our smog and light

Oh, sure let’s get ready to go terraform Mars because we will soon render the earth uninhabitable, right?

We can probably make it work despite the radiation, cold, dust storms & lack of plants, water and oxygen

But, why the heck would we ever do that when we already travel in a capsule that we evolved to survive in?

Are we so insane as to despoil our one true ship like a proudly-ignorant libertarians’ dilapidated modular?

Marginalized and disparaged scientists squeak impotently beneath a cacophony of trivial, fake news issues

Ordinary folks squeal of terrorism, border security, abortion and jobs while their only home is destroyed...

Saying nothing at all of over-population, the 6^th mass extinction, toxic metals, CO₂ or soil destruction

Meanwhile, our ship sails on oblivious to our foolishness, fully and blindly prepared to survive our extinction

He made me feel so terribly defiled

He nearly violated my personal space while oozing micro-aggression and then began aggressively man-spreading

He made me feel so uncomfortable that I had to go to the nearest safe space on my app for several hours

There, even with my marginalized sisters I could not lose the feeling that I had been defiled

I tried controlling my breathing, repeating my mantra, practicing mindfulness and journaling, all to little avail

I prayed his menacing presence would not cause me any permanent damage

But, I kept flashing back on how openly he carried on with his likewise-intimidating friends

And how threatened I felt by his potentially-brutal and certainly toxic masculinity

His large size and aggressive aura remains locked in my mind, degrading me again and again

I’m seeing a counselor twice a week who thinks he might have left me with PTSD

These sort of men should be made to wear some sort of a Trigger Warning to protect our feminine psyche

I keep having these intrusive thoughts related to his horribly negative presence

He almost knocked me down pretending not to threaten me, but I knew he really wanted to

He and his overbearing friends are perfect examples of why the definition of masculinity must change

Though they never said a word to me, their outbursts penetrated deeply into my already-fragile emotional core

I honestly feel profaned and am looking to the government, university or my parents for recompense

I can only hope that some day these barbaric creatures can be forced to go about invisibly...maybe in burkhas

Memorial Day – Once Again Re-Considering Vietnam

Lest we gloss over its unpopularity, false pretense, lyng leaders and useless sacrifice

Are those 57,000 Mericans who died in Vietnam heroes?

Oh, yes, they are heroes each and every single one

Was their mass blood sacrifice in vain?

That cannot not be possible, though history shows it most certainly was...for nothing

Were our boys brave?

My god, Yes they absolutely were!

What did their bravery accomplish?

It’s really very difficult to admit, but they did not attain anything for their country or even protect us

Were our young men like gallant knights earning honor on the glorious field of battle?

No, they fell bleeding among the bugs, mud and awful heat onto shit-covered bamboo-spikes

Did they pass away urging their fellows onward in the grand struggle against the evil enemy?

They died asking why, in a faroff foreign land where enemy and ungrateful civilians all looked the same

Did our efforts result in a great victory?

Well, we did sign a peace agreement

How did that work out?

We gave up and the communists violated the agreement, killing 80000 South Vietnamese that same year

Did we greet our returning boys with parades, cheers and kisses?

No, but they found a variety of drugs and alcohol there to silently greet them

What did they say to “Daddy, what did you do in the war”?

“I was drafted and I did what I was told: They told me not to think and just shut the fuck up and obey”

Did they care for your PTSD gently with loving mercy and the milk of human kindness?

No, they shunned you like they ignored the war that they silently did not support

Did our brave leaders stand up and share the hard truths with us?

No, they kept intelligence secret and made up lies to justify our increasing presence...and losses

Weren’t those who protested the war just a few unpatriotic, spoiled, drug-crazed so-called hippies?

Maybe a lot of them were...But guess what!..Turns out they are now on the right side of history

But surely those who fled to Canada, burned their draft cards or falsely gained deferments were traitors

Maybe, but those who served parroting “My country right or wrong” were traitors to patriotic rationality

And what of those who now proudly cover their fat in Vietnam vet T-shirts and bald heads under Army caps?

Sorry, boys you are still wrong: you were too young to know better then...but by now you really should

Sure you have stories of great heroism...and senseless slaughter, but I ask again...What the fuck for?

You don’t have to hide your PTSD anymore but don’t try to convince me of the nobleness of that false cause

Bozo Degrades The US

Just counting his lies in realtime is a huge project

And a running list of his environmental accomplishments brings a tear to the eye

How about all those broken treaties?

Oh, and remember those horrible Democrat flip-floppers? Check out these deranged changed positions

That oft-changed shade of Bozo the Clown orange hair salutes his retrograde Baby Boomer supporters

Those white sunshade circles about his eyes are so very disgusting when you visualize that walrus sunbathing

Cheating at golf and lying about his handicap even disgraces that tired game, but with Rush Limbaugh?

His finest speeches given next to a roaring helicopter, ducking questions with a staged executive importance

Instinctive lying to cover his previous prevarications is the measure of integrity that we can expect from him

Those lame and illiterate attack tweets rise to the almost-8^th-grade-level of the vast majority of his people

Just the fact he only skims 2 page, colorful summaries of critical events is surely criminally negligence

Creating childish nicknames for anyone who disagrees with him: Another new low in American politics

Paying hush money to sleazy blonde prostitutes and retreating behind a series of lies is morally reprehensible

After his pussy-grabbing brags, How did he get any womens’ votes? Right: Evangelical fear of the Heathen

Alone shoving his bulbous nose into sports conflicts instead of governing should get him impeached

Spending untold hours of “Executive Time” on FoxNews, inane Tweets and golf is real dereliction of duty

Denying that he his a racist white supremacist is belied by the rapid rise in hate crimes since he arrived

His inability to manage anyone who has a brain and their own reasoned opinions is, as he says, “SAD!”

Repeating every other sentence is beneath the dignity of the oval office: But not for an Alzheimers patient

It’s so tiring hearing him repeat how everything is Tremendous, The very best, Fantastic, The Finest, etc.

That germophobic, fast food diet without any exercise is certainly a fitting example for his illiterate “base”

Calling himself a genius: Was that another lie, more hyperbole, chronic insecurity...or just a stupid joke?

Bragging that he could have been a great general is ironic since he dodged the draft at least five times

The line that he’s under IRS audit just a lame attempt to hide his real worth: That he has so over-inflated

Heavy-handedly alienating Canada and Mexico threatens $1 trillion/year in trade and immeasurable goodwill

Trying to bully our European allies has broken the bonds of trust between us and that advanced civilization

Slashing environmental regulations and breaking treaties will endure as some of his most foolish legacies

He will also be remembered for gutting any and all regulations stymieing his coal and petroleum donors

Appointing multiple bobbing-head industry lobbyists to head their own industries reeks of commie cronyism

“I don’t know him”, “I never said that”, “I don’t know anything about it”, “He’s a liar”, “That’s fake news”

Look, the Presidency is not that stupidly-faked-up ego-boosting, base-hypnotizing soap, The Apprentice

And he dares label the press The enemy of the people as he noisily suckles only the FoxNews State TV teat?

Angrily Ignoring Suicidal Survival Crises

Humans are directly responsible for the earth’s 6^th mass extinction. What else is on tonite?

11.2 billion people by 2100. Birth control is a damn sin!

18 billion pounds of plastic waste goes into the ocean per year. Hey, I say fuck recycling til they pay me!

Water will soon be as valuable as oil and will be sold by corporations. I really need a new pickup

The free market conveniently ignores externalities vital to our survival. Let’s go on down ta Wal*Mart.

Drug-resistant infections could kill 10 million people annually by 2050. Obamacare=Evil.

Bees pollinate 1 out of 3 of our food crops and they are dying off rapidly. Wanna order a double-meat pizza?

93% of marine fisheries are either fully-fished or over-fished. Democrats want to take our guns!

A million species are ripe for extinction due to our efforts. Fuck it, them chicken tots taste real good.

Deforestation clears 27 acres per minute creating 15% of all greenhouse gas. Come on there’s a big game on.

Overgrazing destroys the land’s ability to restore itself and feed our animals. Dewd…let’s do a bowl.

Agrochemicals are poisoning our soils, waters, birds, and animals. Gotta kill these damn dandelions.

The estimated cost of increasing human-caused desertification is $42b per year. Fuk Obama, Lock Her Up!

US dumps 1.2 trillion gallons of untreated sewage, stormwater, and industrial waste each year. Go fishin?

WHO estimates 4.6 million people die yearly from air pollution. My diesel smokes out them damn Priuses.

Manmade oceanic dead zones with zero oxygen have quadrupled in size since 1950. Gimme another beer.

2000 new, unregulated chemicals are released every year. Who reads that tinyprint, bigword shit, anyway?

US military spending: $989 billion. EPA budget: $8.9 billion. Kill that Employment Prevention Agency!

Wildfire threatens a billion acres in the US and millions of homes. Let’s go rip some more bandit ATV trails.

We’re looking at 9.8 billion people by 2050 along with diminished food production. Birth control is a sin

Most of the world’s coastal cities may well be underwater by 2100. Global warming is a power & money scam

82% of wealth generated in 2017 went to the richest 1%. Gotta find a new credit card with 6 mo 0% interest

Nearly 71 million are now displaced by war, violence and persecution in their countries. Build That Wall!

The return of neophobic nationalism kills co-operation required to solve global issues. Fuck them feriners

The inability of our political parties to work together stops us solving any real problems. Stupid snowflakes

Nearly 40000 people died from gun deaths in 2017. Our thoughts and prayers are with the 2^nd amendment

One billion acres are at risk for catastrophic wildfires in the US alone. Let’s haul the 40’ camper up the hill.

The 4^th National Climate Assessment calls for real action against climate change. Trump: “I don’t believe it”

Expanding croplands to feed growing human population destroys biodiversity. Ta Hell with them dam toads

Antibiotic concentrations in many rivers are 300 times safe levels. Stopped taking mine when I felt better

1/3 of human food production simply goes to waste every year. We always make way too much, just in case

As few as 29% of Republicans “believe” that humans cause climate change. Fox says just ignore them libtards.

Once Again: Our Useless Thoughts And Tired Prayers Are With Them

Once again, our thoughts and prayers are with the innocent victims of this latest senseless tragedy

Useless though they are, we send them on to you, the families of those whose lives were cut too short

We only wish we were not so jaded by the hundreds who fell before them to actually feel your pain

But we’re just dusting off these now-so-trite messages of comfort for the latest bloody martyrs

Yes, sympathy for those lost is pouring in from all the usual places...with exactly the same results

Heartfelt Hallmark Card condolences are copied one more time into hastily-created secure websites

Tried and true, tired Tweets of hope are released once again...a cloud of quickly-disappearing black balloons

Political speech writers dust off tired platitudes for their leaders solemnly-read <but empty> statements

One more time we hear from both sides that this must never ever happen again...but once again we do nothing

Candlelight vigils by peaceful protesters plead again for action by our wise leaders, once more to no avail

For the wise among us counsel we must slow down, for it’s too soon after the tragedy to take any hasty actions,

Because such barbaric acts should not, and would not stand: If we simply enforce the laws already on the books

And all our worn-out thoughts and used-up prayers won’t bring back their crushed hopes and shattered dreams

Yes, in our hearts we know our jaded thoughts and limp prayers are as worthless as any used car sales pitch

But they help hold off the liberals lame whining for traitorous restrictions on our sacred 2^nd amendment rights

Because, after all, had all of these victims been armed and ready to defend themselves…

So, maybe we could at least, and quite impotently, build a memorial to the victims on the site…

Because we’re not going to do anything that actually prevents the next bloody massacre of the innocents

Sure, write your congressmen, sign online petitions and talk to your friends and neighbors

But know that any real real change in guns and attitudes is about as likely as finding peace in the Middle East