Saturday, July 13, 2019

Angrily Ignoring Suicidal Survival Crises


Humans are directly responsible for the earth’s 6th mass extinction. What else is on tonite?
11.2 billion people by 2100. Birth control is a damn sin!
18 billion pounds of plastic waste goes into the ocean per year. Hey, I say fuck recycling til they pay me!
Water will soon be as valuable as oil and will be sold by corporations. I really need a new pickup

The free market conveniently ignores externalities vital to our survival. Let’s go on down ta Wal*Mart.
Drug-resistant infections could kill 10 million people annually by 2050. Obamacare=Evil.
Bees pollinate 1 out of 3 of our food crops and they are dying off rapidly. Wanna order a double-meat pizza?
93% of marine fisheries are either fully-fished or over-fished. Democrats want to take our guns!

A million species are ripe for extinction due to our efforts. Fuck it, them chicken tots taste real good.
Deforestation clears 27 acres per minute creating 15% of all greenhouse gas. Come on there’s a big game on.
Overgrazing destroys the land’s ability to restore itself and feed our animals. Dewd…let’s do a bowl.
Agrochemicals are poisoning our soils, waters, birds, and animals. Gotta kill these damn dandelions.

The estimated cost of increasing human-caused desertification is $42b per year. Fuk Obama, Lock Her Up!
US dumps 1.2 trillion gallons of untreated sewage, stormwater, and industrial waste each year. Go fishin?
WHO estimates 4.6 million people die yearly from air pollution. My diesel smokes out them damn Priuses.
Manmade oceanic dead zones with zero oxygen have quadrupled in size since 1950. Gimme another beer.

2000 new, unregulated chemicals are released every year. Who reads that tinyprint, bigword shit, anyway?
US military spending: $989 billion. EPA budget: $8.9 billion. Kill that Employment Prevention Agency!
Wildfire threatens a billion acres in the US and millions of homes. Let’s go rip some more bandit ATV trails.
We’re looking at 9.8 billion people by 2050 along with diminished food production. Birth control is a sin

Most of the world’s coastal cities may well be underwater by 2100. Global warming is a power & money scam
82% of wealth generated in 2017 went to the richest 1%. Gotta find a new credit card with 6 mo 0% interest
Nearly 71 million are now displaced by war, violence and persecution in their countries. Build That Wall!
The return of neophobic nationalism kills co-operation required to solve global issues. Fuck them feriners

The inability of our political parties to work together stops us solving any real problems. Stupid snowflakes
Nearly 40000 people died from gun deaths in 2017. Our thoughts and prayers are with the 2nd amendment
One billion acres are at risk for catastrophic wildfires in the US alone. Let’s haul the 40’ camper up the hill.
The 4th National Climate Assessment calls for real action against climate change. Trump: “I don’t believe it

Expanding croplands to feed growing human population destroys biodiversity. Ta Hell with them dam toads
Antibiotic concentrations in many rivers are 300 times safe levels. Stopped taking mine when I felt better
1/3 of human food production simply goes to waste every year. We always make way too much, just in case
As few as 29% of Republicans “believe” that humans cause climate change. Fox says just ignore them libtards.

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