Humans are directly responsible for the earth’s 6th mass
extinction. What else is on tonite?
11.2
billion people by 2100. Birth control is a damn sin!
18
billion pounds of plastic waste goes into the ocean per year. Hey,
I say fuck recycling til they pay me!
Water
will soon be as valuable as oil and will be sold by corporations. I
really need a new
pickup
The
free market conveniently ignores externalities
vital to our survival. Let’s go on down ta
Wal*Mart.
Drug-resistant
infections could kill 10 million people annually by 2050.
Obamacare=Evil.
Bees
pollinate 1 out of 3 of our food crops and they are dying off
rapidly. Wanna order a double-meat pizza?
93%
of marine fisheries are either fully-fished or over-fished. Democrats
want to take our guns!
A
million species are ripe for extinction due to our efforts. Fuck
it, them chicken tots taste real
good.
Deforestation clears 27 acres per minute creating 15% of all
greenhouse gas. Come on there’s a big
game on.
Overgrazing destroys the land’s ability to restore itself and feed
our animals. Dewd…let’s do a bowl.
Agrochemicals are poisoning our soils, waters, birds, and animals.
Gotta kill these damn dandelions.
The estimated cost of increasing human-caused desertification is $42b
per year. Fuk Obama, Lock Her Up!
US dumps 1.2 trillion gallons of untreated sewage, stormwater, and
industrial waste each year. Go fishin?
WHO estimates 4.6 million people die yearly from air pollution. My
diesel smokes out them damn Priuses.
Manmade oceanic dead zones with zero oxygen have quadrupled in size
since 1950. Gimme another beer.
2000 new, unregulated chemicals are released every year. Who reads
that tinyprint, bigword shit, anyway?
US
military spending: $989 billion. EPA budget: $8.9 billion. Kill
that Employment
Prevention
Agency!
Wildfire
threatens a billion acres in the US and millions of homes.
Let’s go rip some more bandit
ATV trails.
We’re
looking at 9.8 billion
people by 2050 along with diminished food production. Birth
control is a sin
Most
of the world’s coastal cities may
well be underwater by 2100.
Global warming is a power & money scam
82%
of wealth generated in 2017 went to the richest 1%. Gotta
find a new credit card with 6 mo 0% interest
Nearly 71 million are now displaced by war, violence and persecution
in their countries. Build That Wall!
The
return of neophobic nationalism kills co-operation required to solve
global issues. Fuck them feriners
The
inability of our political parties to work
together stops us solving
any real
problems.
Stupid snowflakes
Nearly 40000 people died from gun deaths in 2017. Our thoughts
and prayers are with the 2nd amendment
One billion acres are at risk for catastrophic wildfires in the US
alone. Let’s haul the 40’ camper up the hill.
The 4th National Climate Assessment calls for real action
against climate change. Trump: “I
don’t believe it”
Expanding croplands to feed growing human population destroys
biodiversity. Ta Hell with them dam toads
Antibiotic concentrations in many rivers are 300 times safe levels.
Stopped taking mine when I felt better
1/3 of human food production simply goes to waste every year. We
always make way too much, just in case
As few as 29% of Republicans “believe” that humans cause
climate change. Fox says just ignore them libtards.
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