Just counting
his lies in realtime is a huge project
And
a running
list of his environmental accomplishments brings a
tear to the eye
How
about all those broken
treaties?
Oh,
and remember those horrible Democrat flip-floppers? Check out these
deranged changed
positions
That
oft-changed shade of Bozo the Clown orange hair salutes his
retrograde Baby
Boomer supporters
Those
white sunshade circles about his eyes are so very disgusting when you
visualize that walrus sunbathing
Cheating
at golf and lying about his handicap even disgraces that tired game,
but with Rush Limbaugh?
His
finest
speeches
given next to a roaring helicopter, ducking questions with a staged
executive importance
Instinctive lying to cover his previous prevarications is the measure
of integrity that we can expect from him
Those lame and illiterate attack tweets rise to the
almost-8th-grade-level
of the vast majority of his people
Just the fact he only skims 2 page, colorful summaries of critical
events is surely criminally negligence
Creating childish nicknames for anyone who disagrees with him:
Another new low in American politics
Paying hush money to sleazy blonde prostitutes and retreating behind
a series of lies is morally reprehensible
After his pussy-grabbing brags, How did he get any
womens’ votes? Right: Evangelical fear of the Heathen
Alone shoving his bulbous nose into sports conflicts instead of
governing should get him impeached
Spending untold hours of “Executive Time” on
FoxNews,
inane Tweets and golf is real dereliction of duty
Denying that he his a racist white supremacist is belied by the rapid
rise in hate crimes since he arrived
His inability to manage anyone who has a brain and their own reasoned
opinions is, as he says, “SAD!”
Repeating every other sentence is beneath the dignity of the oval
office: But not for an Alzheimers
patient
It’s so tiring hearing him repeat how everything is Tremendous,
The very best, Fantastic, The
Finest, etc.
That germophobic, fast food diet without any exercise is certainly a
fitting example for his illiterate “base”
Calling himself a genius: Was that another lie, more hyperbole,
chronic insecurity...or just a stupid joke?
Bragging that he could have been a great general is ironic since he
dodged the draft at least five times
The line that he’s under IRS audit just a lame attempt to hide his
real worth: That he has so over-inflated
Heavy-handedly alienating Canada and Mexico threatens $1
trillion/year in trade and immeasurable goodwill
Trying to bully our European allies has broken the bonds of trust
between us and that advanced civilization
Slashing
environmental regulations and breaking treaties will endure as
some of his most foolish legacies
He will also be remembered for gutting any and all regulations
stymieing his coal and petroleum donors
Appointing multiple bobbing-head industry lobbyists to head their own
industries reeks of commie cronyism
“I don’t know him”, “I never said that”, “I don’t know
anything about it”, “He’s a liar”, “That’s fake news”
Look, the Presidency is not that stupidly-faked-up
ego-boosting, base-hypnotizing
soap, The Apprentice
And he dares label the press The
enemy of the people as he noisily suckles only the
FoxNews State TV teat?
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